Humor Monk Gifts

"Oh great, the printer is down."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

Computer literate Monk

"I read the Tibetan Book of the Dead, but I wasn't Enlightened. . . but I did get the munchies."

Sports Day at the Monastery

Grace.

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

Monk at prayer, "and take care, if anything happens to you we're sunk!"

Monk on PC.

"I want to get away to it all."

'I'm going to have to take a day off - to get married!'

Two monks: 'Yes, I know we look like hoodies, Brother John, but I still don't want a hug!'

Monks haircutting with compasses

New rule: no tumble-drying!

'Stop monking around and get inside!'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"I've switched from self-flagellation to a high-fiber diet."

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

'Oh, sorry Dad!'

'I guess it's OK - provided he keeps the vow of silence.'

'He's conscientious about most of his religious duties, but he's slow to fast.'

"Can you send an engineer, the copiers gone down."

Monk with accordion hidden in his robes.

Cricketing monks.

Monasteries dog with bone cross atop his kennel

Shoo!