Modern Monk Parody Fan Gifts

"Can you send an engineer, the copiers gone down."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"The Eggsorcist"

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

History of Cartooning.

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Running shoes? You have the wrong idea about "fasting," Brother Ernest!

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

Successful killers use gas powered chainsaws only.

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Pray as you Go.

'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

'Again. . . why are we expelling these two?'

'Could you give me big tits?'

'I keep mine on my IPod.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

"All of my manifestations are currently busy however your prayer is important to me so please..."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

'Actually I'm meditating on a bizarre anime that I saw last night.'

American Gothic lol

No caption. (Friar wears a cross and the chord leads to his ears as it does with a MP3 player.)

"You must lose your attachments."

'Yep, I'm alone.'

Monk on PC.