"Your father and I just want you to know that we're behind you one hundred per cent should you decide to go back to being a dope addict."
Monk Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for a monk enthusiast? Our curated collection celebrates their interest with witty and inspiring designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. These unique items blend humor, spirituality, and art, making them ideal for those who appreciate the contemplative life with a playful twist. Whether they’re meditating, practicing mindfulness, or simply love monastic themes, our products bring personality and warmth to their daily routine. Explore our selection for gifts that truly resonate with their passion for all things monastic and peaceful.
'You can read, right? -- I want you to check this thing for loopholes.'
boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger
"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."
"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."
"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."
"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"
"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."
"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."
'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'
You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?
'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'
'You just don't know when to stop, do you?'
'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'
'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'
"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."
'Spell checker!'
Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.
Cleric with bible briefcase.
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."
'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'
Mea Maxima Cuppa
Quills - Sizes 1-9
'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'
ZOO
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
Monk Prompt
'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'
'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'
'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'
'Want to make it two out of three?'
Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.
Well la de da. . .
'Sorry mate. Your church doesn't meet the minimum building code.'
Monk Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Monk Enthusiast Mugs
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Monk Enthusiast Pillows
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Monk Enthusiast Prints
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Monk Enthusiast T-Shirts
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