Artful Monk Gifts

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Golf

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

Computer literate Monk

Sports Day at the Monastery

'I am not, metaphysically speaking, as loopy as you seem to believe.'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

'I keep mine on my IPod.'