Techy Monk Gifts

Computer literate Monk

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Sports Day at the Monastery

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

Plugged In

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Thou Art Here.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.