Techy Monk Prints

Computer literate Monk

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"It's ok -- It's the Enlightenment Channel."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

"O.K., God – please delete everything I said today."

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Gracebook.

Sports Day at the Monastery

Pray as you Go.

'The Book of Revelation is full of spoilers.'

Plugged In

Thou Art Here.

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

"Do you have anything that will help me get rid of an irritating mantra?"

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

'I back up my files religiously. I pray nothing happens to them.'