Tech-loving Monk Prints

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Whoa, easy on the details, brother! This may be shrunk down for an e-book someday.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

Computer literate Monk

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

Gracebook.

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Palm Top Readings

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

No Connection.

Binary meditation.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'