Tech-loving Monk Pillows

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm going on a retreat."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

A monk illuminating a book with quill pen

Computer literate Monk

"No, wait. What if the cop character is the murderer, and the mobster guy is completely innocent?"

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

Palm Top Readings

'Today's sermon is from St. Matthew, Chapter Five....'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

Confession plugged up to an amp.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

Binary meditation.