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Monk on PC.

'The meaning of life? I dunno, I only come up here to get a decent mobile connection.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

A rural castle retreat; the sign shows that there is WiFi access.

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"We are on fax y'know"

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Monk at computer.

No Connection.

"I've joined a group chant."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."