Tech-savvy Monk Gifts

Monk on PC.

'The meaning of life? I dunno, I only come up here to get a decent mobile connection.'

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

A rural castle retreat; the sign shows that there is WiFi access.

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"We are on fax y'know"

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Monk at computer.

No Connection.

"I've joined a group chant."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

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Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

The mobile -priest was keen to use modern technology to 'keep in touch' with his parishioners!

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

"Sword drills just aren't the same since Bible apps."

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

Computer literate Monk