Tech-savvy Buddhist Gifts

'I put all my worldly possessions on E-BU.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Christmas pudcast"

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

Holy phone

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

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