Tech-savvy Buddhist Pillows

'I put all my worldly possessions on E-BU.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

"I'm going on a retreat."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Christmas pudcast"

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

". . . and don't forget to like and subscribe to my channel. Amen."

Holy phone

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

It's a mobile, wireless internet device

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

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