Tech-savvy Yogi Pillows

"I'm going on a retreat."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Binary Meditation.

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Think/Don't Think

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Palm Top Readings

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Pilattes

Confession plugged up to an amp.

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

www.meditation.commm

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

Binary meditation.

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

No Connection.

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

Zeus recharges lightening bolts.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'