Tech-savvy Yogi Pillows

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'We have to move - they're putting in a cell phone tower up here.'

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"The answers to the questions you seek could also be found on Google."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Binary Meditation.

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'I'd still be in a luxurious office instead of a smelly cave if I really knew the secret of keeping customers.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

"The alarm will alert us when our meditative, present-moment-restoring tech break has ended."

Think/Don't Think

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Palm Top Readings

Pilattes

Confession plugged up to an amp.

All-knowing mountain guru consults the internet.

www.meditation.commm

Monk Synth Bell Ringers

"I'm sorry, Derek, but, now that Kelsey has learned how to convert JPEGs into PDFs, we can't justify keeping you on."

"Yes, Mom, I'm just finishing texting my prayers now!"

No Connection.

Binary meditation.

"I'm going on a retreat."

The answers you seek are within yourself. But ok, the capitol of Bulgaria is Sofia. Zen Siri.

'I don't have time to answer individual questions, but you can subscribe to my PODCAST.'