Tech-savvy Jogger Pillows

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

T-shirt reads: 'No Pain, No Pain.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"I do my best thinking in the shower... do I need to run 5 miles a day in order to take one?"

Questions Online

"I enjoy the game so much more since they invented the self-driving ball!"

"I'm deleting history so there will be nothing to study for tomorrow's history test."

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"New tricks CD Rom"

Sports and new technologies

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

"Too much information."

"These tapes of nature are absolutely amazing. You really feel like you're in the forest."

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."