Tech-savvy Gym Goer Pillows

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Speed reader...?"

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Sport

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"New tricks CD Rom"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Sports and new technologies

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Oops. My bad."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Too much information."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Virtual workouts are getting so realistic."

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

10K Text-And-Run.

'I love these computerized running shoes that do the running without you.'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

'No wait. It's not the end of the round. It's just my mobile ringing.'

City Marathon.

Basketball championship games in the future.

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"I forgot to program my smartwatch to remind me to stop running. I'm about 1,200 miles away."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"No . . . erasing food-search-apps from your browser history doesn't count as dieting."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Sorry, give me one second."