Tech-savvy Fitness Buffs Pillows

"You exercise with your phone?"

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"Speed reader...?"

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Good grief! You'd think in this day and age they'd have found a way to make these things lighter.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

"Wanna go scroll on our phones at the gym?"

"Whatever."

"For God's sake, man, just tell me what we're running from!"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

'I should've stayed the way I was. Now, I have to exercise, watch my cholesterol, and dodge this little pest called Cupid.'

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Fat man in car to fat friend: 'Alright mate, fancy a lift to the gym?'

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

Antenna Yoga.

'This yoga is too hot.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"You need some low-impact exercise. I suggest deleting all the spam I get as it comes in for the next month."

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"You got this, gents! Sore today, strong tomorrow! Obstacles are opportunities!"

A Man Trying to Balance

"Let's take a quick power walk."

'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'

"I can feel the effects of these workouts already - my wallet's gotten a lot lighter."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

People ride an escalator to the gym.