Fitness Gadget Fans Pillows

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

Businessman uses yoga moves while reviewing financial news on computer

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Exercise Bars

Sisyphus during Covid

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"Well, that will never be a yoga pose."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

I feel better than ever physically but I'm totally obsolete at work. In life 60 is the new 40. In the workplace 40 is the new 60.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Reasonableman

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

"This old bike of mine has sure lost some if its speed over the years."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."