Fitness Gadgets Pillows

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

"You've got computer-breath."

Exercising

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Speed reader...?"

Ready for a run!

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

"You exercise with your phone?"

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

'Data Dude' magazine.

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.