Health Gadgets Pillows

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

Ready for a run!

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Brat"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

'Data Dude' magazine.

"Really?"

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

The casual selfie

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

In need of a wash...