Health Gadgets Pillows

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

Smartphone Sonogram

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Brat"

Ready for a run!

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Chasebook for Dogs

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

The Poo-ber Autowalker

'Data Dude' magazine.

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

"Where can we get such a thing? We would lie on the couch all day and watch cartoons about cats."

"Really?"

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

The casual selfie