Medical Gadgets Pillows

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I'm just browsing."

Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Knives sharpened

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Patient

Health Care Parade

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"