Medical Gadgets Gifts

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Brain surgery? I have an app for that!'

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

That's my diagnosis. If you want a second opinion, I will ask my Smart Phone

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"Nurse, could you please click Ok?"

"I'm just browsing."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

Vending machines. Junk food. Robotic surgery.

"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

Knives sharpened

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Patient

Health Care Parade

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

'While you're in there, could you do me a favor and look around for a silver earring? The patient before you thinks that's where she lost it.'

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'