Health Gadget Lover Gifts

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

'Talk about advanced technology! It even has a beer holder!'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

'My mom wants to know if she can borrow a cup of high-fructose corn syrup.'

"I feel fine but according to my new watch I might be DEAD!"

'Mom said to keep an eye on you!'

"Too much information."

A doctor checks on a patient hooked up to a complicated-looking machine.

"HDTV?"

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"Well, if you followed me on twitter, you'd already know your diagnosis."

Interactive television. Man says: 'This programme is rubbish!' TV replies: 'Get lost, Fatty!'

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."