Fitness Gadget Enthusiast Gifts

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Exercising

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Speed reader...?"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

"You exercise with your phone?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

With exercise equipment, it goes on layaway after I buy it.

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"Too much information."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

"He'll have the salad."

Doctor checking the health of a TV

"Let's take a quick power walk."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

Hmm. Yoga where you hold positions for a long time. I'll try it. I've got my mat. I've got my blocks. And I've got my � eReader.