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'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Exercising

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"Speed reader...?"

Preparing for Dating Opportunities in 2020

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

"You exercise with your phone?"

'When I run in place for 30 seconds, my pacemaker opens the garage door.'

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

'He's tagging exercicse equipment to study its migratory patterns as it travels from lawn sale to lawn sale.'

Now on exhibit at the Museum of Discarded Exercise Equipment

"Too much information."

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"I don't like it when he bangshis heyboard when he gets frustrated with his computer. But he needs the exercise."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

"...I'm telling you clocking 'buy now' doesn't burn any calories."

'I'm downloading an exercise manual.'

"It's an Apple watch I use it to count my step."

Marvin's new fitness tracker had motivational software.

"Sorry, but your fitness watch called and asked me to not let you in for another week."

"Let's take a quick power walk."

Doctor checking the health of a TV

"This is the new 'fitness laptop.' It's so large, dragging it around is a great workout."

"My fitness tracker has 3 motivation modes: gentle scolding, threats, and electroshock."

"All this damn spinning...shouldn't it be charging our phones or something?"

"My fitness tracker says I'm in GREAT shape, but I thought I'd get a second opinion."