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"I think he's dead but we'll need to check his fitness monitor to confirm..."

'Oh, and this ringtone is an app that alerts me when a fly ball is headed my way.'

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Exercising

"You've got computer-breath."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Smartphone Sonogram

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Ready for a run!

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Speed reader...?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Apparently, you've purchased another piece of exercise equipment. I think it's time I organised an intervention.'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

Chasebook for Dogs

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

'It's so much more enjoyable since we got an electric one.'

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'

"You exercise with your phone?"

The Poo-ber Autowalker

"Control. Options. Command. I wish!"

"Of course we're still friends, but Eddie has the newest video game system....yours is three months old!"

'I bought a treadmill, so if he sleepwalks again I know where he is.'

'Data Dude' magazine.

People using mobile phones oblivious to the world around them.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

"Really?"