Medical Device Co. I need to market our new cardiac diagnostic equipment. Say "The only way to truly know what is in somebody's heart."
Medical Device Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the medical device enthusiast who combines a passion for healthcare and innovation? Our collection offers witty and charming products that honor their dedication to medical technology. From humorous mugs to clever prints and cozy pillows, these unique items will bring a smile to their face and inspire their passion for progress in medicine. Whether they work in a hospital, laboratory, or have a hobby in medical gadgets, find a gift that celebrates their enthusiasm for cutting-edge medical devices.
There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!
Little doctor.
'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'
"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."
"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."
Guide to Contagious Diseases.
'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'
"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."
Parts Department
Doctors
Medical Examinations.
'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'
'Maggots.' - playing doctor
'Urology...can you hold?'
'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'
Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.
Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.
'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'
"This feels so familiar."
"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."
"It appears you have a virus."
"And now to check the patient's reflexes."
'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'
"I can't find the instructions."
'Isn't medical progress marvellous? If we'd been sat here a hundred years ago, we'd be dead by now!'
'In simple terms, bacterial infections can be treated with anti-biotics such as penicillin - whereas a virus is something yur computer gets.'
Nothing like a Valentine from my boyfriend David... the cardiologist.
'Let's see now...'
'You have echolalia — it's very common among politicians.'
'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'
M.D. Mrs. Hoskins is here to match wits with you regarding her symptoms.
'I diagnosed you with THAT? Whoa! You patients really need to be more involved with your healthcare!'
As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.
'Level with me, Doc — it's contagious, isn't it?'
Medical Device Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Medical Device Enthusiast Mugs
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Medical Device Enthusiast Pillows
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Medical Device Enthusiast Prints
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Medical Device Enthusiast T-Shirts
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