Medical Equipment Enthusiast Gifts

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Patient

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I'm just browsing."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Health Care Parade

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

"After years in theoretical physics, I can't get enough equipment to put my hands on."