Medical Equipment Supplier Gifts

Discount Medical Suppliers

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"Here comes the super-visor."

"He tried to attack me with this, but I managed to grab it from him and knock him out before he did me in."

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"I'm just browsing."

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

'He only has six weeks to live, so make sure his bill is due at the end of the month.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

Knives sharpened

Surgical Appliance Factory

Patient

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Medical School Graduations.

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

"It's an experimental drug...we're experimenting to see if your health care insurer pays for it."

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'