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'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"I will give you the specimen some other time!"

'All of our Little Doctor medical kits are on sale. Since the Healthcare bill passed, sales of the kits have been poor.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Your prescription is ready. How would you like to finance it?'

'Well, Mr. Harris, I'm afraid you simply care too much. You have compassion fatigue.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"I think that's the newest machine replacing the new machine we just installed."

"I'm just browsing."

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

'I have to charge a lot for an office visit. How do you think I pay for MY health insurance?'

'He only has six weeks to live, so make sure his bill is due at the end of the month.'

Flu Vaccine Delayed By 'Problems with Packaging'.

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

"You'll be out of here before you know it. Our auditor just went over your financial situation."

Knives sharpened

Patient

"Oh, oh...I detect traces of tree nuts...where's my epipen?"

Surgical Appliance Factory

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'I've always wanted to see inside an x-ray machine.'

'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'As his grandfather, I suggest you purchase the one with the side impact guards and heavy duty bumper.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

"It's an experimental drug...we're experimenting to see if your health care insurer pays for it."

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"