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Medical Supplies Company

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

Medical Equipment profit chart.

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'In a bizarre set of circumstances, the book salesman never showed up, but a drug rep is here with samples of Prozac.'

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

Stethoscope

'Someone's here who'd like you to spend 30 days on an island with 1,000 doctors and some pain pills.'

"Wow, we're doing great."

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Discount Medical Suppliers

"You folks in R&D really did make a miracle drug. I've never taken it, but I feel better already!"

Rx. Warning: May cause sudden loss of income.

"It's little Pharma. Want some baby aspirin?"

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

'Would you like this placebo in name brand or generic?'

Surgical Appliance Factory

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'Well here's the problem. #AB5 is a Nuclear Missile. # AB6 is a box of surgical gloves.'

"We at pharmacorp are 100% behind the benefits of 'physical and artistic' therapies which is why we've developed 'megazylomol' to enhance the experience!"

"Patients keep asking for meds, but I can't keep up with the drug commercials."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

"We don't think you're cut out to be a 'foot in the door' salesman."

'Would you like to wait?'

"I'm telling you, these Sales Reps get more aggressive every year."

'What does Perkemup do? What would like it to do?'

Shopping for bandages...

"Apparently, 4 out of 5 doctors recommend our drug only because of its mocha cream mint flavor."

'You can't see any drug detail men because the waiting room's full?

Aspirin company - Door pushes in and turns.

How to make girls feel uglier so they buy more beauty products.

The pharmaceutical industry

Pharmaceutical sales rep Jules Halm loved to sport his 'jacket of 1,000 pills.'