Medical Equipment Enthusiast Pillows

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Patient

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

Medical Equipment profit chart.

"Here comes the super-visor."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

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"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

We'd like to run a few tests to see how this thing works.

"I'm just browsing."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"Shredder broken again?"

'Hello, Biggo Farm Equipment? How much longer is it going to take to get my manure spreader fixed?'

Health Care Parade

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"I guess I could still hand and hunt."

'We thought the 'bed shortage' was bad, until the 'hospital trolley shortage' came along.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

"Please let me through, gentlemen. I'm a dental hygienist."

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

"I'll be the health insurer looking over your shoulder."

"The computers are down, so I can't 'search' your symptoms at the moment."

Please don't hurt the machines.

"After years in theoretical physics, I can't get enough equipment to put my hands on."

"Ralph is proud of his urinal collection."