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"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Little doctor.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Guide to Contagious Diseases.

'G-g-golly! One day out of med school and I'm about to perform brain surgery! Just look at that scalpel shake!'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

"I'd delighted your son wants to be a surgeon.. but that no reason to let let him practice on you."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Parts Department

Doctors

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Medical Examinations.

'You've a slipped disc in your back and a slipped everything in your front.'

'Maggots.' - playing doctor

'Urology...can you hold?'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'If you begin to feel unwell, start or stop taking aspirin...'

Doctor testing patient reflexes with unusual results.

Cardiology, Neurology and Ophthalmology.

'I was a junior doctor when I started this shift.'

Too much Inflammation

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'Howard, I wish you'd stop bring your work home with you.'

"Take 4 teaspoons of this medicine every day. . ."

"It appears you have a virus."

"And now to check the patient's reflexes."

"Uh-Oh!"

"This feels so familiar."