Healthcare Tech Enthusiast Pillows

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

'What's wrong with me, Doctor?' 'I have no idea! That information comes within doctor-patient confidentiality.'

"We need to update your entire operating system."

'I asked if you were affiliated with an HMO not a UFO.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

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"You only need one prescription. The other 7 are for the side effects."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

What will the little one be? Epidemiologist? Virologist? PPE manufacturer?

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'It's an emergency, Doctor. The vitamin company needs an endorsement.'

"You call all this a side effect?"

"I'm sorry, but the doctor no longer sees patients in person. But he does take e-mail from 9 to 3."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

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'Thanks for inviting me to dinner - it's really great!'

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

Drug vending machines at hospital.

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

'What's this? You're suing me because the prescribed medication made you 'irrationally exuberant' in a down market?'

"I'll bet he takes other dangerous drugs too! See if we can catch him with an aspirin!"

'I would have been here sooner, if not for a wonderful, caring, competent doctor.'

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"I'm sorry, but it's just not going to work out between us. We're contraindicated."

'Looks like a perfectly healthy limb to me.'

'The best thing for pain, Senator, is not a taste of your own medicine.'

'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

Future Medicare Prescription Drug Plans: 'When I grow up, help me enjoy my retirement years. But if at first you don't succeed, try, try again.'