Medical Tech Geek Pillows

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

Elfie Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Is this still America?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

Workplace Confidentiality.

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

Mars Rover

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"The new technology means we can watch our shares fall on four different continents."

Traffic Offence Selfie

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin