Medicine Geek Pillows

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Is this still America?'

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Are we there yet?"