Medicine Geek Prints

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Best before 65 million BC.

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

Jurassic Pork

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Is this still America?'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Here...let me call an expert...someone who knows about these things."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'