Medical Gadget Geek Prints

'Our new multi-syringe will take care of all your allergies in one fell swoop.'

'Of course it's not downloading your iTunes. That's your 24-hour heart monitor.'

'It monitors your life signs -- we call it the 'grim beeper.''

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Hold on - it may take a few minutes for his new pacemaker to sync with his Fitbit.

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

Patient

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"

"The procedure took twelve and a half hours, during which time our team of doctors was able to put Mr. Dumpty together again."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

Yes, ma'am. As soon as we reach an altitude of 10,000 feet, you may turn his pacemaker back on.

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'Brain surgery app.'

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

'And yet if there's no disease it actually fights, can we honestly call it a drug.'

Doctor checking the health of a TV

Plug in Stethoscope