Medical Gadget Geek Pillows

'It monitors your life signs -- we call it the 'grim beeper.''

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

The discovery of the $2,000 Aspirin

'This new diet drug comes as a pill, patch, or as a phone app with Siri saying, don't eat so much.'

Although Frank gets away with overusing that phrase on his diagnostic reports at work, it doesn't work out so well at home.

'Don't worry about the workload. The boss upgraded the computer.'

Patient

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

Nurse sharpening a needle before an injection.

'Call Maintenance...I need them to check the output on this defibrillator.'

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"

Dr. Jarvik, and his lesser known invention, the artificial soul.

"The procedure took twelve and a half hours, during which time our team of doctors was able to put Mr. Dumpty together again."

"I knew the romance had left our relationship when he bought me a new sphygmomanometer for Valentine's Day!"

Another successful opertation for "Brett's Bumper Bandage."

"The good news is your virus is gone. The bad news is it infected your electronic health records."

"I'd hate to be hooked up to that thing."

'When I use my iPod, my implantable defibrillator kicks in.'

'Oops! Turn down the power on this lazer thing, will you.'

"Don't worry, Mr. Jones. The fact that doctors still use pagers doesn't mean the hospital has outdated equipment!"

'Brain surgery app.'

"Your electronic medical records were accidentally deleted. You'll have to start over again with acne."

'This less-weight app is great! It suggested I lie my mobile down on the scale instead of stepping on it myself and look - less-weight!'

"He won the Nobel prize for science. He invented the vibrating tampon."

'You'll have to disrobe... what I have here is a new improved Proctoscope.'

'It's his pacemaker. h3e's not supposed to go near the refrigerator.'

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

Doctor checking the health of a TV

Clockwork doctor.

'And yet if there's no disease it actually fights, can we honestly call it a drug.'

'Wait 'til you see our new defibrillator. It's a Michael Graves design.'

Plug in Stethoscope