Med-tech Geek Pillows

'I can't examine you, but your health insurance does allow you access to a self-diagnosing website.'

Elfie Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'Is this still America?'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

'I have no idea what's wrong with you. I just collect information. My computer makes the decisions.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

"Just think of this prescription as an app for your body...with side effects."

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

Workplace Confidentiality.

"And more intriguingly, your prognosis differs depending on which search engine I use."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

Mars Rover

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Traffic Offence Selfie

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

"The new technology means we can watch our shares fall on four different continents."

'Oh, this is just great... Now how am I going to get a Wi-Fi connection?'

"Pictographs or it didn't happen."

"The patient handed me this 'wearable technology' and said 'all the answers are on there'."