Medical Geek Pillows

'And yet if there's no disease it actually fights, can we honestly call it a drug.'

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Elfie Stick

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Best before 65 million BC.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

Little doctor.

Jurassic Pork

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"The good news is that your cardiac surgery was a complete success. The bad news is that we had to remove the song from your heart."