Medical Geek Mugs

'And yet if there's no disease it actually fights, can we honestly call it a drug.'

'The diagnostic computer keeps getting error messages.'

"If your bill isn't paid in 30 days, you'll be hearing from the organ collection repro man!"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

Elfie Stick

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Young Dr. Dolittle.

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"About how if the dark ages never happened we'd be so much more technologically advanced by now."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Best before 65 million BC.

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.

Archimedes helps Sisyphus

Little doctor.

Jurassic Pork

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Well, Comstock, still regret putting our profits back into research?"

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Hah! The joke's on you — I already thought up a second opinion!'