Medicine Nerd Mugs

'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dog forced to return bone

London GPs could become an endangered species.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Vaccine

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Naked Mole Rat

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."