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'It hurts when I swallow my pride.'

"I'm only flesh and blood. And, of course, collagen."

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Ascent of Machine.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Coming Soon - Maternity Clinic. Coming Soon After - Law Firm Dealing in Medical Malpractice.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

My other cello is a Stradivari

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Dog forced to return bone

London GPs could become an endangered species.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"The doctor was more lucid today! That's a good sign!"

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"Fruity nose, hints of wild cherry, soothing on the palate, goes well with cough and cold."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Charles Darwin