Research Nerd T-Shirts

If you can't say anything peer reviewed about your work, don't say anything at all.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Naked Mole Rat

Vaccine

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

The end is near

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Charles Darwin

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

"This is the 'carboniferous' age and we're here in the 'Carbs-Are-Really-Bad-For-Us' Age."