Research Nerd Gifts

If you can't say anything peer reviewed about your work, don't say anything at all.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The Computer Bore

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

WiFi Signals

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

Vaccine

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

Naked Mole Rat

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Charles Darwin

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

"Nasty sunburn."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

The end is near

Worries of the first single cell organism. Should I divide? Maybe I won't like my other self! Maybe it won't like me! Two might be nice company. Three, though, that could be crowded.

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

'I believe we got your blood pressure back up to normal.'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Professor Swizzlestix explains his point....

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!