Research Geek Gifts

Unfortunately, Dr. Smythe's conclusion went unheeded.

I Heart Data

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Made Possible By A Grant...

"Really? My grant is to prove plant cells DON'T grow well in a suspended culture."

Corn maze.

Scientist to other: 'That's the saddest hypothesis I've ever heard!'

The end is near

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Finches, don't look now, but there's a creepy guy staring at our beaks."

The DaVinci Code

Gifts for a cloned baby!

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

If nobody had invented graphics

"Quick! Act like we just developed a drug that they can sell for seven thousand dollars a pill."

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Elfie Stick

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Genetic modification creating plastic from plant cellulose.