Radio Geek Gifts

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Of COURSE it's satellite radio!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

A Fairytale Update

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

The Modern Novel.

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Two Generations of Readers

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Connected to Technology.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Twitter censorship

Large print e-book.

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.