Radio Geek Gifts

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

'Of COURSE it's satellite radio!'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

A Fairytale Update

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'Can our software do that?'

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

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The World's First Electronic Paperweight

Two Generations of Readers

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Connected to Technology.

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Twitter censorship

"...And this is the part where he veers off course from the YouTube tutorial."

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Large print e-book.

'Hi! I'm on the tree.'

'It comes with three settings. Single, Married, and Children.'

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"