Band Geek Gifts

'No, I don't think it's tinnitus.'

'I told you not to clean it with soap and water.'

Piccolo player wanted, must play well with others.

Flute-a-licious.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

'You'll never get to work unless you toot your own horn!'

Orchestra

Playing the French horn:

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Tuba

Twisted trumpet.

Lady practising the clarinet.

'You're really going to be in a band?'

The band.

'Your back is never going to get better until you stop playing the piano with a walking band.'

I love my french horn

She's a natural.

The dangers of drumming.

Deaf Musician

Musician hurts his nose.

"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."

Great sound, guys, got any song over 5 seconds?.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Brass Band.

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

A Fairytale Update

'The trick is to always leave them wanting more.'

'My advice graduates is you'll never get work unless you toot your own horn.'

'Are you a member of the Musicians' Union?'

'This job would be much easier if you didn't play the flute!'

Rock gods.

"No, you come in on four."

'How long did it take you to learn that, mister?'

'Are you here for the job interviews too?'