Studio Geek Gifts

Adam Duritz

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

A Fairytale Update

Elfie Stick

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'You were a band geek?! Maybe Max will play an instrument!'

Patey's in a band! He's so cool!

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

The band.

'Okay I admit it - we probably do need a rocket scientist.'

Eden. Hi, I'm version 2.0.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I am using my GPS, but I spilled coffee on it which is why I'm really lost."

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Thomas Edison's brother Wilmer...couldn't even figure out how to turn on the light.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"If God had intended us to fly in jets, He would have seen to it that the Wright Brothers invented jets."

Workplace Confidentiality.

Flute-a-licious.

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Thanks for being such a fabulous desk partner!

Orchestra

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

"So how exactly am I supposed to give a self-driving car a ticket?"