Creative Geek Gifts

New Year's Resolution.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Elfie Stick

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Artist and Musician

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

Work colleague says 'This is great, where do you get your ideas from?' as man gets them from small elves living in the wall

Twitter censorship

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

' A new idea '

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

Evolving Changes in Medical Lingo

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"To retrieve password: Please answer your secret question, which is, 'what is your password?' hahahaha!"

"In the spirit of co-operation, peace and friendship with the people of Earth, we welcome Captain Zork and his incredible advanced weapons technology..."

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

Before the development of the microchip, attempts to build a laptop computer were largely unsuccessful.

Birds on a wire, "Bernie?...Oh he's gone cable!"

"But some of my best ideas come while I'm in the litter box."